You're a geek when...
A guy in our company got Vonage and sent an email to our group that he now has VoIP and that he is "1337". If you don't know what that is then why are you reading DTT? definition of 1337. Anyway, Kurt replies back with, "zomfg, U R teh r0XX0rs!!!11one". Yea, we're geeks alright.