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A funny Mac sidenote

The Top Ten Reasons To Use A Mac.

10. "I wanted the absolute most expensive iPod accessory I could buy."

9. "Steve Jobs' Reality Distortion Field makes dealing with the stresses of everyday life a much mellower experience."

8. "It's what all the B-list celebrities use. Jeff Goldblum. Sinbad. Yoko."

7. "If Gandhi had lived to see personal computers, he would have used a Mac."

6. "...Pretty sure Jesus would have too."

5. "Windows and Microsoft can't satisfy my insatiable hunger for consumer product-based gossip."

4. "Honestly, I'm just not that into viruses and spyware. Weird, huh?"

3. "I prefer a trackpad to a nub. I'm sorry, but I'm just not comfortable directing my mouse by using the computer's clitoris."

2. "Steve Ballmer once threw a chair at my dog."

And the number one reason users choose a Mac?

1. "I was tired of my PC going like "bleep bleep bleep" and too high to realize that was actually the microwave."

:-) Gotta love a Mac.

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Submited by: Sam Downie on May 31, 07 | 8:43 am | Profile

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